Let’s cut right to the chase, next month is Cinco de Mayo, Mother’s Day, Memorial Day and most importantly, MY BIRTHDAY! While I am thrilled about those big days, it’s April and I have OODLES of news about places and events that are just around the corner, still to come this month. Oh, and by the way, my birthday is May 27th, in case you are wondering and my party will be on June 8th, so stayed tuned for the 411. Save the dates for Cyclone Anaya’s (309 Gray) first annual Cincofest! It is a party so big it spans two days and will spill over into Midtown Park, across the street, so plan to attend on May 2nd and 3rd.

QUEEN RANT: If Midtown had a Mayor, I would run for the position, but since there is not a Mayor of Midtown, what I’d really like to do is campaign about manners. Think to yourself for a minute, “Am I really being a responsible bar patron as well as keeping myself safe when I go out in Midtown?” Here are some quick tips for those of us that travel the roads and haunts of Midtown. Remember, Midtown is unique unto itself because there are houses and apartments almost everywhere and right outside of those residents’ front doors are many front doors to bars and restaurants. Love the neighborhood, but do it with consideration of the neighbors. Be conscientious about noises that might wake sleeping residents. This includes yelling down the street at 3AM, car alarms, slamming car doors and even fighting. In general, refrain from doing things that you wouldn’t want someone to do outside your bedroom window.

You don’t want the karma of your actions to follow you home because you eventually want to sleep and you know about karma, “what comes around goes around,” so if you would frown upon it being done in your yard, why on earth would you do it in someone else’s yard when you are in Midtown? A piece of advice to the ladies and maybe even a few guys out there from the Queen, leave the Prada bag at home or carry it with you and don’t leave it in the car. It not only screams “I am expensive,” but purses in unattended cars have been known to scream “break in and steal me” as well. I recommend you use Valet Parking wherever it is offered. Valet is like voting; do it early and do it often. Valet parkers always manage to have access to spots we civilians do not have access to. A word to the wise, ask what time the valet leaves or you might be out of luck when you return to retrieve your vehicle. For example, the valets at Cyclone Anaya’s close when the restaurant closes and it is clearly posted on their key stand. Just be aware of what time is vital to return to your car if it’s at a restaurant rather than bar-hopping until 2AM and returning to a closed restaurant with no way to get your keys and car. Finally, and I cannot believe I should even have to mention this one, but due to some less-than-stellar judgment calls people can sometimes make when intoxicated, I feel the need to remind you that peeing in public is not only unacceptable behavior but it is against the law. How would you like being ticketed and fined for peeing in public? That wouldn’t make you too “hap-PEE,” I would guess. It’s a relief to know those policemen in Midtown are there to keep the public safe but they also write tickets for relieving yourself in public. Refrain from that action, my kittens. The Queen doesn’t condone public pee-ers!

Pimpslapped Tuesdays celebrates the second anniversary on April 22nd at Bond Lounge (2700 Milam.) DJ Red will be in the mix to lay down tracks for the Superfly Go-Go Dancers and drinks are free until midnight and then drinks are $5 all night long. It’s an Applewhite Production so expect nothing less than a bad-ass time at Bond on Tuesday the 22nd.

DJ Rich wants to know if you are celebrating anything on a Wednesday, Thursday, Friday or Saturday because if you are, he wants you to come party at Café Europe (2711 Fountainview Suite C at the corner of Westheimer.) There is plenty of free parking, never a cover charge, bottle service, a VIP area and plenty of beats that include house, trance, progressive and top 40 with DJ Richard Floor (www.myspace.com/djrichardfloor.) If you want to make reservations, give DJ Rich a shout out at 281-701-5917.

Are you green with envy? Skirt! Magazine will present a “mini-skirt event” on Tuesday, April 22nd from 5PM to 8PM at Olio (2414 Sunset) hosted by the super-fabulous Olio Boutique and in benefit of Cancer Counseling, attendees should wear green skirts because they will be drinking green cocktails (green tea martinis) and nibbling on delectable green foods. Admission is complimentary, but donations to Cancer Counseling, Inc will be welcome. For more information about this party or to RSVP, email rsvp@skirthouston.com or visit www.houston.skirt.com.

PreDating, which is a speed dating event for single professionals, invites you to create your own destiny and come meet someone special on April 23rd at Big John’s Sports Bar (6150 Wilcrest.) Cupid.com/PreDating is a fun party and a no-pressure way for busy professionals to meet. It's based on the incredibly popular speed dating – and there's no rejection. Recent research shows that the chemistry between two people occurs within the first few minutes of meeting. With www.Cupid.com/PreDating you get to go on up to 12 six-minute dates in one evening. You can quickly determine who you would truly like to hear from again. It's fun, safe and convenient. The event starts at 8PM and is open to singles, ages 28-40 who pre-register at www.cupid.com/PreDating. Online registration is required and parties fill up quickly. For information about future PreDating events in Houston, contact Peggy, the Event Coordinator at wwwhouston@predating.com.

There is a new Sunday party called “Sunday City” at Open City Bistro (2416 Bagby) that kicked-off with a bang last month and is packed every Sunday. “Sunday City” takes place from 4PM till 11PM with DJ Bizz providing the high energy house tunes on one of the patios. For details or to add as a friend, click to www.myspace.com/SundayCityHouston.

Attention all food lovers, next Thursday brings two big events. The first is Dining Out for Life. On Thursday, April 24th, restaurants across Houston, and America, will unite in the fight against HIV/AIDS. Each restaurant will generously donate 33% of food bills all day long towards AFH. AFH supports thousands of people infected and affected by HIV and AIDS by providing services such as housing, case management, and food assistance for nearly 5,000 HIV+ men, women, and children. Help raise much needed funds for many who are in need by simply lifting your fork! Be among the thousands of conscientious individuals across North American who gather their family and friends, and dine out at one of the participating restaurants. Over 50 Houston-area restaurants are participating in the event. Click to www.diningoutforlife.com/houston/participating for the complete list of restaurants and do your part simply by dining out on Thursday April 24th.

Secondly, the Greater Southwest Houston Chamber of Commerce presents the 10th Annual “Best Taste in Town” event, celebrating culinary excellence in the community. This year’s festivities are scheduled for Thursday, April 24, 2008 from 5:30PM to 9:30PM at the Grand Houston Plaza Hotel, located at 610 West Loop and Kirby. The Best Taste event is simply a “must-do” experience for all foodies. With a mouth-watering selection of tastes from numerous restaurants, grocery stores, hotels, and other food and beverage providers from the Greater Southwest Houston area, the event promises to be bigger and better than ever. Over 1,200 attendees are expected to join in the delicious fun this year. Taste participants will showcase samples of signature dishes while sharing behind-the-scenes scoop and genuine culinary enthusiasm. In addition to tasting, attendees can vote for their favorite contributors, enjoy live entertainment and participate in a silent auction and raffle. Best Taste is a casual, dine-around event. Tickets are $30 per person and can be purchased online at www.gswhcc.org or by calling the office at 713-666-1521. This event is open to the public.

Series VII Entertainment is launching the all new Throwdown Thursdays at the Cotton Exchange (202 Travis) on April 24th. Doors open at 9PM, ladies get in free until 11PM and it is 21 and up only. Arrive early because there is a chance YOU can win a free bottle of Grey Goose Vodka! The Queen gets tons of invites and news from friends on myspace and this gem of a Thursday was from Nick B. so add him to get invited to all his events. His link is www.myspace.com/basejumper4life. Take a peep at the Throwdown Thursdays flyer here:

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Another fantabulous party is coming to you by Queen of Clubs newsletter sponsor, Houston Single Source and is called the Wingman/Wingwoman party at Fox Sports Grill (5175 Westheimer, in the Galleria) in Friday April 25th from 7-11PM. Wingman (noun) - A Wingman is a guy (or girl) you bring with you on outings (such as parties) that assists in landing (not the plane) but the women or men you wish to get to know better. Basically, a wingman's got your back - just like Houston Single Source. Join Houston Single Source for their huge inaugural Spring Wingman(Woman) Party. HSS will have a private area for the more than 200 attendees and, even better, Fox Sports Grill has two happy hours in the same night, one from 4-7PM and then again from 9-11PM, so you can party early or late. Wing it with hundreds of Houston area singles for tasty appetizers, two happy hours (yes, two!) and plenty of fun and wingmen. There is free parking on the second floor garage. Plus, you might just win one of the prizes with wings and float away with a massage, sail away with a weekend in Kemah, or wing away with a Southwest Airlines certificate. This event is free for members and $15 for non- members. For more information or to RSVP, please visit www.HoustonSingleSource.com or call 713- 630-0546 or email your answer to RSVP@HoustonSingleSource.com.

I will be attending the Intown Chamber of Commerce’s Fashion Forward on Tuesday, April 29th from 6PM to 9PM at the Commerce Towers (914 Main Street.) This event will benefit Pink Door, an organization the helps single women with cancer. Tickets are available at www.intownshop.com or call Meredith at the Intown Chamber at 713-524-8000. Tickets are $30 and $40 and admission includes complimentary cocktails and appetizers. Find me at the event and say hello. I’ll be there with my “king,” Scot!